Friday, June 5, 2009

Nature against women - by 2080

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Women will change into Men by 2080.


Heard of the term 'Natural Woman' ? Chances are, u haven't.
Well... a Natural woman is being defined as a woman who has found a change in her own self in the way she thinks and performs her day to day life. Since this effect takes place over a course of time, naturally, thus emerges the term - Natural Woman.

Again, what does this really mean? This means...Women are turning into MEN in the way they think and do things. Damn !!!

Alright, let's check some research based facts first.

A research published in one of the recognized open access journals, Idaho, 2009, shows:

* People staying together for a couple of  years begin developing similar habits.
* Couples living together for a number of years suddenly start looking like brother and sister.
* Heck, even best friends - man and dog start behaving and looking similar - after years of stay together.


Extensive studies show that after years of natural existence, the passive entity or gender among the 2 begins changing his/her behavioral pattern and outlook according to the one that has an active role in the relationship.

And the truth that men and women have been coexisting with each other since time immortal, is undeniable.

So then, is the 'Natural woman' phenomenon really happening. Is it genetic? Hormonal? Cultural?

Genetic?
One can be a genetic male, but be born looking like a female and develop like one and vice-versa.

Hormonal?
Some women feel like they have been a man in a woman’s body all their lives, something called 'gender dysphoria'. They even experience hormonal changes at some point in their lives.

Cultural?
Do you believe women and men must be the same to be equal? After all, gender does influence how we lead our lives.

So Which one is it? Well, who cares as long as it's happening.

It's time MEN rejoiced. Finally, Women, quite slowly but surely are going to leave their emotional ways behind and follow that all powerful system of reasoning - Logic. It's a win win situation for men.

Once the change takes over completely...I PREDICT :

a) Women will have NO sudden, illogical emotional outbursts. No rona dhona for no reason.
(whew....)
b) Women will NOT buy expensive things without any rhyme, reason or logic any more. (double wheww....)
c) Men would finally be able to watch their favorite cricket / beach bikini volleyball matches in peace without any non-sense saas bahu serial time clashes.
d) Finally, there would be NO nagging. (Amen, Allah be praised, thank u Jesus. Aai shappat, mast waat-tey.)

I can think up of a lot more reasons even as I write this but I'm sure you get the idea. So...only a few years now. Hopefully, I'll live to see the day.

Women - Welcome to the world of men. It's logical, practical, unassuming and sexy !!! 'Bhaskar Bharti' couldn't have been on a more perfect time on tele.

I wonder what else would Nature change in the ways of the woman??


Wink. ;-)

180 Spoke their mind: yep, makes a difference !!

workhard said...

What a pleasure to post the first comment...

Very well researched Andy.. nice work done..

i quite honestly agree with the post and research when u say that dog and man start resembling each other after a while..

Now i just wonder what men will change into?

workhard said...

I had a math teacher in high school who had this huge dog and believe me she looked like one and then there was my principal who had 11 cats and she looked like a cat...LOL

Andy dont provoke me.. im really good at war...

Anshu said...

Huh I dont believe this.. I am happy da way i am and dont wanna change...
And even if anything like this happns...it will be wid the next gen only...we'll remain the way we r hai na??? ahhh in that case no joy for u Andy..u still will have the same set of G3 around u.

Anand said...

Lol. Yea that's true Wookie u knw. Research really shows the look alike pattern after a few years being together and frankly speaking, tome, that's frightening.

Jus cuz Im not sayin anything doesnt mean I cant fight etc. In fact everyone wants to fight u now.

Anand said...

Sorry Anshu..........It's happening in 10 years. in 10 years..YOU will be a MAN !!! Deal with it.
Hahaah.....Imagine.. hahaah.

Anand said...

Hey and Anshu...........Maybe You all will hv to change the name from G3 (G=Girl) to B3(B=Boy). Lol.

Rakesh Vanamali said...

Andy, c'mon man..... are u kidding me with those predictions? Lol! I find them beyond imagination, let alone happening! :))))

Especially point D

Anand said...

Rak.......... NO dude, really. OF all the predictions in the world, this one I vote for. It's gonna happen for sure...

I ope it does for the sake of Point D too.. Haha

vAnDaNa sLaThIa said...

rofl
it was so damn funny
gr888 work
bt i guess women will be women
same emotional fools

Dishilicious said...

huh! MEN nag more than women do. yes they do. imagine a world full of ppl that nag like men. sigh!!

Dedene said...

Why won't men become more like women. That makes more sense to me.

Imp's Mom said...

Oh wow! interesting post.

errr.. so the men don't need to change at all?

In 10 years down the line, lets hope men can handle the independent women and not get intimidated by them... :-)

Point #A, PMS dude.... it will always happen.

Rose said...

Hmm.
The mind of a woman is but a complex thing. We may become more like men, but suddenly, when you least expect it, BOOM!! we'll be whoppin he-butt at table tennis, predicting all the winners of the cricket/footie/mens volleyball *hearts pop* games and beating you at bottoms up at the bar. :)
No more hot dates with chiquitas dressed to kill, no more sweet smelling long lasting perfume that leaves you dreamy eyed, no more 'lil' thoughtful gestures'.
Ready for it Andy boy? *grin*
Let's think it out before we plan the festivites, hey?
till then, *spits in hand* bruvvas?
;)

Rose said...

I luv your blog. It always amuses me. A part of my smiley day. :)

numerounity said...

Whoa, am wondering how would I look like men. But anyways, with my growing age [every sec u see] I am not going to survive till that time to see myself growing in men hee…

But I wonder if same thing happens to men too? How would my boy fren look as a girl…let me imagine

And hey…stop being so irrational about women. It helps!!! :-)

http://ektakhetan.blogspot.com

Anand said...

Vandy baby...............U liked it?

Not really. All that emotional thingie is now CHANGING. Jus u wait n watch for a few more years. hah.

Anand said...

Heyy Dishi....wassat?? Men NAG??? MEN????
DO u wanna take statistics out of history AND PROVE that?? U won't be able to.

Men jus wanna lie there quietly in a 'leave me alone' mood to watch some quality flick or a book or something. Men DON'T nag.

Anand said...

Hey Dedene.....Howz u??
Listen, If men become more like women......and if women become more like men (in 10 years time) it wud be the same thing then, wouldn't it? A woman then wud write a post like this one then. Hehe.....

Anand said...

Hey Impieeee.......U like post? I thanx thee. :-)

Men don't need to change??? Maybe yes / maybe no. Who's to tell?
C'mon, men can handle independent women as long as women get rid of the ego factor.

Point A - Rona Dhona?? Haha... yea it will I guess. Somethings can never change.

Anand said...

Roseee......hey u, how be u?

hahahaha...man..u do hv elaborated imagination, doncha?? beating us at table tennis, preidicting cricket outcomes.

One thing here though - Wotevah happens, women will NEVER ever be able to beat us men on.....Bottoms UP. NO WAYS babyyy and that's a guarantee. Beer is made for us men. Period.

And oyee......women will be changing mentally NOT PHYSICALLY. Wheww there.....

Spits in hand all the way ..yeahhhh..

Anand said...

Rose...reallly??? Aww man, U made my DAY by saying that. Im glad. Thankx so much... really. :-)

Anand said...

Numerounity aka Ekta........HI, since this is ur first comment - a special whistle for u. TWIIIITTTTTT................. Wink.

Growing age every SECOND?? Man, ur takin it too seriously if I may say so.

Ur boyfriend wud look ugly - trust me. I can tell.

Irrational? Me? I jus gave some news here. Me standing in a far corner - all innocent like, u know. ;->

(Btw, I like the name of ur blog.)

Sakshi said...

Andy boy you are loosing your brains as ur bday is approaching no?? so scared of the 30 factor that you post a damn research that has been surely done by 50 plus men huddled in some cozy air conditioned first floor building?? Women changing emotionally to men in 10 years...oh yeah that would do a great load of goodies to you guys...Just imagine when you are back from home after a tired day at office and your now man brained wife is sitting on the couch her legs propped up on a table, beer in her hand, howling like a monkey at the Tv watching a dozen or so men running after a silly ball. U say honey am tired and hungry and she being a man has mastered the art of turning a deaf ear...yoo hoo...nice it would be to see men fixing their own dinner and their throbbing headaches..
And of course the now man brained mother...that would be a cakewalk to see a mother not getting tears in her eyes seeing her kid in pain, physical or emotional, a mother who can snore away in the night when her boy is having fever, a mother who will not hug her son when he fails to spread his wings...yeah we women can be a lot happier if we don't do the rona dhona act no??
So in the end what will the men brained men will be left with?? A woman who can sit and watch sports with him, comment on the sexy looks of a female etc etc..
I am glad I know many men who would never want their women to change no matter what not even at the cost of wiping their tears, hugging them once in a while. listening to their stupid talks, watching saas bahu serials with them and laughing out loud...no i think all men wouldn't be happy with such women..

Anand said...

Sexy...........Oh mah gawd. hat's one hell of a comment...if u can term that a comment. Lol.

Look, I'm not the one who wants to change women, it's nature (thank gawd). WOt cud I do ...?..except of course....grab some beer and watch the transformation happen REAL TIME. Hell yeahhh...

Baaki sab we shall see later. Besides, everything has a good side n' a bad. We men shall eradicate the bad ones in gud time..no problem thr. The fun part comes first though. Hehee. Wink wink,

Rose said...

I be'z fine. :)
Mentally, we'll prepare ourselves for bottoms up. Then in reality, we'll kick ass. Then you guys wil have the pleasure of watching a cat fight at the bar.
Hmm, maybe you won't be losing out after all!
And yes, I speak true abt your blog. :)

Anand said...

Roseeyyyy.............Cat fightt?? ohh yeaa, bettah than beach bikini volley ball any day of the year.

Nope...not losing out. That's why I had already mentioned - this is a win-win situation for men.

ARUNA said...

oh my gawd.........that was one hell research on women and this change is definetely not going to b good for men Andy dear, did u get that or no!!!!
I agree with sakshi, u r so scared of the 30factor and u r showing ur frustration like this on us haan!!!!

If at all nature brings all the said changes in women...then i predict:

a) Men will have sudden, illogical emotional outbursts. Always rona dhona y bcoz they will find it hard to digest that women are taking their place(whew....)

b) Men will not buy expensive things bcoz they will not have the power to do so...poor guys!!!

c) Men will not be able to watch their favorite cricket / beach bikini volleyball matches in peace as they will b busy in the kitchen!

d) Finally, there would be nagging, nagging about their women....nagging about how feminine they were in the past....so this sob sob will b continuing!!!!

ye picture kharaab lag raha hai na!!!!!!!!!

Andy boy we r good the way we r now!!

Anand said...

Aruna...........Who's scared of age? It's ail n the mind ( a fact frm another research).

And Oh Mah Gawd..............tune bhi research ki reverse research kar daali. Haha

Wot u r sayin will never happen..cuz it turns out Nature is NOT supporting you women but US MEN !!! HAH.

10 years only...wait fr it baby....we both will probably be sitting on the same couch and sipping chilled beer together while we watch beach bikini vollyball. Hahaaa

Anand said...

Sexy babyy...............u dont want me to get started on the kicking process, do ya??

Anand said...

Wot Aruna......bolo bolo...say say..tell tell..hmm????

Hey, ALL YOU GIRLS and WOMEN FOLK..... it seems you all got HASSLED by this RESEARCH?? IS that it??

Anshu said...

Andy...how will G3 become B3??? it will be GBG. we still have 2 G's wid us.
and i really pitty u..after all the details which sexy and aruna have given..no man wud want such a thing to ever happn . and u still sticking on to ur arguement???i know u hate to accept defeat but i think this time u shd.

Vee said...

Lol, I do not think so. In fact, it is us Men who might extinct from the face of earth because male genes are dying out..

Imp's Mom said...

beer made for men? u really ought to meet my cuz, she'll win hands down!

Sakshi and Aruna are right u knw... aruna has merely stated the obvious to natures change

10 yrs down the line, women will be chilling in front of the TV with beer in hand and men will be in the kitchen preparing dinner. They still will not watch bikini volley ball together, cause ... cause women will be too busy watching their stuff and men will be otherwise occupied.

Fun innit? :P
Oh I so want to see this day! And u say we women folk are hassled by this research? btw who has done this research?

Asha said...

Hi Anand, thanks for visiting me and dropping few lines in my blogs, replied too! :)

"gimme a line, yo."!!! Who is the "Yo" generation now? ;D

Anand said...

Anshu..........GBG??? Im not looking for an argument ya. NOt like IM making this change come on to women. WOt can I do if its happening naturally?

I wudnt mind if such a thing happens. WOt Sexy and Aruna said is jus mere speculation. I wud rather say "In your dreams, ladies.".. Hhaa..

Defeat??? Moi?? Me??? aka I?? Hah. IN ur dreams, lady !!

Anand said...

Vee..............U cant deny research, can u? It really IS HAPPENING !!! And women jus have to deal with it.

Male genes r dying out???? Woahhhhhh stop there for a minute. WHO TOLD u that?

I checked my Jeans...uh genes... seems to be perfect in condition so far.

Howz yours? Wink.

Anand said...

IMpieeeeeeeee........My Bday girl... I know a lot of women who drink too. BUt lets count them in minority so far.

YEa Sexy n Aruna hv stated only wot will never happen. Ur rite.

Men in kitchen??? So r u sayin that's BAD??? Ur not happy with that rite now??? Plz clarify here.

I can see u seem to be hassled too by this idea. Deny it.

Anand said...

Hi Asha.........aka American.....a Yo person is one who is basically frm India, has become completely Americanized in his ways and bad mouths India in some way or the other in the guise of 'facts', whether that person has yo in his vocab or not.

Imp's Mom said...

oh no , men in kitchen is not bad! And I'm sure Sara would agree with me wholeheartedly!

seriously what makes u think I'm hassled?

Anand said...

So If u think men in kitchen is not bad, why do u suppose that scene will trouble us men??

Saara wud the most hassled by this change. haha.

I think u r hassled cuz u thot by stating the 'men in kitchen' scene, u wud get me and the men in general worried.

Imp's Mom said...

haha! it would trouble most men would dude... I can give u whole list of them ...

nah sara would not be hassled at all...

Anand said...

Hey there's no way of knowing how exactly things will turn out when this thing gets done. Men r carefree people anyways.

Majority will be kool with it. As long as tings r quite and they can watch tv without somebody disturbing them..trust me..its all kool.

Saara wud be the most hassled. She wud be trembling imagining how she will look. Lol.

Imp's Mom said...

yea right! and here I was thinking that the change would be mental and not physical!

lol

workhard said...

I just love Sexy and Arunas description.. Men in the Kitchen OHHHHH Yeah.. thats my fantansy.. Men crying..love to see them vulnerable..

And Jyothi.. thanks for having soooo much faith in me... Im not hassled by that at all.. I love my feminine side too much..


Nahh i dont think any of us would lose our feminie touch .

workhard said...

And now u Mr Panda.. I mean Andy...

I just dont understand how this could be a win-win situation for men.. Yeah sure if u wanna start dating men, to be specific going on romantic dates with men, holding their hands.. marrying men....and oh yeah how about when u dont listen to your 'man' u get WHACKED!!!!!!!!

LOL

And check this out.. men marrying men... damn.. Andy dont forget to invite me.. love to take those wedding pictures...Men in love.. That is entertaining!!!!!!!!ROTFL

What would they say Andy i now pronounce u man and man... Man and husband.. husband and husband? LOL

THis is entertaining.. as a matter of fact it is a win win situation for women.. all the household chores taken care of and entertainment ...all in one package...

LOL... Love your research Andy..

Imp's Mom said...

u knw anand, u really underestimate sara...

btw do u knw what one of the ads says?

"how to attract women" fitting?

workhard said...

LOL. Jyothi... that should be 'how to attract men' now.. cause nature's against women.. right?

Lets see andy... how men survive without us girls..

Hey Jyothi.. i feel so encouraged now.. Thanks babe ;)

Anand said...

IMpiee..........I got nothing against Woo.

Ya, we men will hv to follow the secrets of that ad sooon.. NOt yet though. Lol.

So how do YOU feel about turning into men soon?? Hmm?

Anand said...

Hey Wookiee..........Without girls??? Girls r going no where huny. We men dont want that. No ways.. Hhaa

Anand said...

Im damn sure bout it. Trust me on it.

And nw Jyoti's gone. its jus YOU against everybdy else...

workhard said...

English batana badega wooo.. who is everyone else.. just U.... LOL

Anand said...

Everybody is everybody. BUt me alone is enuff for u. Listen....how wud u want to be when u become a man?? haha

workhard said...

I already answered that.. i will never ever lose my feminine touch.. so i wdnt wander to to XY side..

No answer me.. how wd u like the man of your dreams to be like?

Anand said...

U dont lose ur feminine touch , eh??

My gawd then when in 10 years ur a man...and u still keep ur femine touch...WHAT will you actually BE???????

My Gawdd.....

workhard said...

I would never be a man.. thts physically and biologically not possible..

But what is possible is u can turn gay.. how does that feel andy...u still havent answered my previous question.. Man of your dreams.. still pending....

workhard said...

Rather how would u indulge andy.. with your soul mate.. id really like to know..

Anand said...

U will be a man and thats a given unless ur sayin ur not a woman rite now?

Ohhh gay???? Why jus gay?? Anything is pssible. How bout bisexual??

Wt really is pending is your PAINTING that u were going to make n gift to ALL OF US. Aruna, u listening??

workhard said...

You have not answered any of my questions.... if all women gonna be men.. theres no question of being bi... its just gay...

Whos ur boyfriend andy?

Dont deviate from the topic..
I ll tellu.. art take time and it will be on its way...whichever eon its ready..

These are simple questions...

workhard said...

Aruna.. Hon..u understand right...

Trying to hide behind Aruna..Shame on u Andy..

Anand said...

SO then everybody will be gay. No problemo then.

I hv no boy friend yet. But if I do...Ill surely let u know. :-) Quick have a glass of chilled water and let ur breath out. I jus answered THAT que of urs. Silly as it was.

R u denying to paint?? Like they say...justice delayed is justice denied. So paint delayed is paint denied.

workhard said...

Andy... ur 2 and 2 dont add together

If saying..all women will turn into men.. then u have to be gay.. so we all wd like to know..

and if there are chances of being a bi.. hey there will be women around.. so ur psycho fantasies will not come true..

and we all remain lovely ladies....:)

Anand said...

Baby my 2 and 2 are never meant to add up. Normal is boringgg for me.

it wasnt a fantasy..it was a fact based on the research and on wot u said. Now jus lemmekw if that was difficult for u to understand..ill break it down into easy language then. Or better yet..ill jus stop on Breaking u.

workhard said...

If its boring.. then u doing this just for fun??? so its not true.. ok.. i get it..

Anand said...

No Im doing it for one purpose only. To confuse YOU.
LIke when I did in no 9.



Confused??? hahahaa

Anand said...

Wookiee...........if u were not confused..temme wots no 9???

workhard said...

I dont know what that means and i wont storm my head over something i dont know..

But u ve left all my questions unanswered...

Anand said...

There you GO.... Confused like hell. Hahaaa...
No 9 got u. dint it?? I got YOU babyy. Admit it.

But since u din ask wot it means.. I wont tell either.

workhard said...

Your confusing me has no point at all.. my point is pretty clear and u just beating around the bush to avoid me.. ADMIT IT...

Anand said...

WOookiee....OK ok.I ADMIT........Im right , ur wrong. I ADMIT U got cnfused. Happy?????/

Mads said...

quite an interesting post :O
':O' yeah this is how u left me after this post
i pretty much don't think God uncle is gonna go the way u predict...
and a bhaskar bharti wont happen (although i so wish it would happen to some bhaskars i know :D)

and of all the things, im sure the nagging wont stop :D
*screeches- why did u write this post? Which girl did u think of while writing this post? Blah blah blah*
face it :D its more wonderful this why when we are like this and you are like that (yuck) :P
Great post and great entry to your blog :D

p.s- saala kab se i was trying to comment on the other blog ka link. phew. take this comment now.

workhard said...

ADMIT u ignoring my questions.. im always confused. i even put tht up on my so blog...

But why u ignoring me?

Anand said...

Mads baby................Its some uncles and AUNTIES in white coats who put up this research from their medical centers. God uncles got nothin to do with it far as I know.

YEa Nagging shud be called a disease now with proper injection for it.

I wrote it cuz I knew one day someone named Mads wud cmoe and read it and comment. Im so relieved nw. Wink.

Hey, Thank u dude. Feels grt. Which other blog u talkin bout??

Anand said...

Wooookieeeee this is the understatement of the year...ignoring u. Im virtually chatting to u here.

Anand said...

THIS IS A COMMENT from RAMESH (http://globalmadarasi.blogspot.com):

hi anand, the women turning men post was hilarious and interesting..but i wasnot able to post comment in that blog..so visited this site(http://helllottalinks.blogspot.com)..cheers..

Anand said...

Ramesh, Hi Bro, thanx for that comment. How udoing??

I had to copy n paste ur comment frm my other blog since it belongs here. I wonder y u were not able to comment here tho. Plz lemme know wot problem u faced while u tried commenting.

amit said...

And who the hell are we going to marry???
Damn! The world is doomed. I think its God's way to reduce population. :(

Anand said...

Amit...........Hahahaa...... I hv NO answer to that brother.

But u need not worry too much. Women r not changing Physically. Whewww.... :-)

workhard said...

Hey Amit.. that was so right....

its like men are from mars and women are from venus.. i was trying to make him understand that..

See andy.. u finally admitted.. pheww.. some sense got into ur head now...

u should have just listened to us in the first place...

Anand said...

Wookie baby...I never said Women r going to change physically any time. Glad that is not happening.

Imp's Mom said...

man u guys!!!

thank god this is virtual, else there would have been murder! lol

Imp's Mom said...

By Man u mean...logical, pratical and unassuming person?

And what makes you think all men are like that and women aren't???

Vee said...

Oye, it came in paper and its there on net.. but yeah, that will take some million gazillion years to happen and ur theory says by 2020... Lets see..

Btw, my jeans is doing fine.. sometimes makes trouble but that gets taken care of... *wink*

Anand said...

IMpieee...........Murder?? U mean violence?? Nanhh..I'm an extremely non-violent person.

I believe the only way a problem can be fairly solved is thru sustainable dialog that has peace as it's ultimate aim. (whew...nice dialog na?)

Anand said...

Yep, By man I meant all that ..yes.

Well..I, quite obviously, termed it in a general way. There r exception for everything, u know that.

Anand said...

Hey Vee................I thot the research was supposedly a secret. Anyways, dont matter now.


Hey, Real glad u wash ur Jeans man. Everyone who own one must. WInk back.

Anand said...

OKAY then..........Going 1..going 2...GONE..... I CLAIM 100. Hands down.
I'm patting myself on the back now as far as my hand can reach. WIll treat myself to beer for this. Whoohoo.

Imp's Mom said...

oh no u didn't!! not again!!!

lol

bet this time there will be no missing comment :P

workhard said...

You got the 100th comment only because we let u have it...

Cause u finally gave up and left...

so what the heck..let u have it..

See G3 are so nice to u....

R. Ramesh said...

hey buddy thanks for incdg mine in your blog roll..honoured...keep up the gr8 work...

Anand said...

IMpieeee........Im glad only I have the privilege to delete comments over here.
Had this been any of the G3's blog, my comments wud always hv been deleted.

Anand said...

Wookiee....... WE????? When will u actually quit talking for everybody else?? U really have the LEADERSHIP bug, dont u???

Who made u leader ?? Hmm???

Imp's Mom said...

the only reason wookie talks for us, is cause we're not here... she does not need to be appointed as a leader or a spokesperson... she's a part of G3... Period... that's enough.

and btw why do u feel that ur comments have been deleted had this been any of the G3's blog?

Anand said...

IMpieee.........Yea that's wot Im saying as well.

My comment wud hv been deleted cuz of many reasons..who knows. Mujhe toh lagta hai. Maybe cuz Im alone and G3 is huge??

workhard said...

Hey Andy.. u are right.. G3 is too huge and powerful and too strong for u.. but we nice nice ladies...

Viji said...

Hey Anand, where do you get all these stats???!!

On second thoughs, hmmm, it will be interesting if guys come into women's world...For a change they can enjoy all romantic flicks, shopping...including window shopping, colours, and all good things:-):-):-)!

If women turn into the world of ment....ohhh soooo boring......who wants to watch cricket 24*7, instead of a filmi gossip????

Wat say??

Anand said...

Hey VIj vij girli..............Many sites for Stats. I'll let u know, no worries there.

Romantic flicks ?? SHOPPING?? NOOOOOOOOOOO Wayssssss. Wild elephant can't drag me to shopping. I jus go, see wot I like, buy and Im done...enuff shopping adventure fr me.


Cricket 24/7 is def boring ya. Thats why they came up with 20-20 things, u c??

Viji said...

Hey Andy, what u do is certainly not shopping:-)! It's simply going to a shop buy something you actually NEED!

Shafi said...

No freekin way... this guy... he know how how to make a hell-outa-a-show. Nice tip dude. I mean look all those comments

Anand said...

Hey Vij vij.............Thank gawd that's all I do. I wont be able to survive any more anyways.

Anand said...

Shafi..............Wassat brother?? Not following you. Who u talkin bout?

Shafi said...

I mean... u know how to make a real show off. You diverted the interest of quite a number of girls. And that is cool. :-)

Anand said...

Shafi.............Me?? U were talkin bout me??? Lol.

I can tell u wot I think I know. I think I know a bit of creativity. But then, that's about it.

The folks here (including girls) have brains of their own. I did nothing. I jus consider myself lucky that they give an eye to what I write. Im lucky I can showcase my writeups to them, not jus the girls.


But hey, Thank u a lot. Im smiling rite now. ;-)

Shafi said...

I was just wondering how can u do that? ....hell of comments on all posts. wow

Imp's Mom said...

@shafi, that happens cause he is a good sport! And that we just love to hassle him :D

Anand said...

Lol. dude...........I have no secret on that. U can see my posts, u see my interactivity. No secrets.

oK maybe I have 2 open secrets. Here they are;
Make u sure ur content is real gud and interesting and be nice to everybody. :-)

Anand said...

Hey Impieee.....awwww man, thanx dude .

OH yea and Shafi, like Imp's mom said, One other secret is to bear a lot of hassles given to u by your visitors and u hv to smile thru em all. Sighhhh...

Heee...wink.

Sakshi said...

Sigh...sigh...SIGH!!! Y O Y I had to go to camping??? Anyone can come here and get lost in all these wild wild comments....
G3 you gals are the one who makes it all wild no??
Shafi you asking andy the secret?? Ha it's just bcoz Andy is Andy ...not gonna change his ways even if you put him in a straight tunnel for thousand years...
Btw Shafi welcome to our Adda....

Sakshi said...

ANDY ANDY HAPPY BDAY ANDY...
Andy Pandy 30 Andy
Andy crying loosing his brains
Andy asking G3 where did I loose it?
G3 laughs and says "Andy you never had it in the first place..."

HAPPY birthday Andy...from all of us at G3...(Ok now don't u dare say am talking like a leader...we G3 talk for everyone in our gang...

ARUNA said...

Hey Andy.....wishes from my side too......Many happy returns of the day B'day boy!!!

workhard said...

Hey Andy Panda.... Wish you a very Happy Happy Birthday...

I hope u have a wonderful wonderful wonderful year ahead...

and a peaceful time on this blog :)

Anshu said...

hey Andy WISH YOU VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Today is your day and so we all will be good to you one full day..isn't that a grt gift frm G3???

HAVE A GRT DAY.

Tanvi said...

Hey G3..i am back..Sorry gals..and andy..Have been a little busy due to personal reasons...and have been occupied with my new photo blog @ http://tanvi-photosofmylife.blogspot.com/

Hey andy, believe me, U might want to take a look at how many WOMEN comment on ur blog compared to men...and then give a thot to whether you would really want women to turn into men??

What say gals?? hahahahaha..

Impie, sexy, wookie, anshu, Aruna, and everyone else commenting here...Give a shout out to make andy realise WOMEN POWER..!!!!

YEAHAHHH!!!!

Anand said...

Sexy ....O Sexy..........Thank you so much.
Me losing brains??? When I have none to begin with?? Other lines no more relevant now, r they? Hee.

Nahh u dont sound like a leader. Only Wookie tries that ...unsuccessfully ofcourse..

Anand said...

Aruna huny...........Thank you much. WOt dish u makin for me? Anythin' special?

Anand said...

Woookiee babyyyyy.............. Thankx rite from my heart.
Oh and in my blog I hv peace. I jus egg u on. Fortunately for u, I don't fight to win. If I started doing that...well....u know wot wil happen , rite :-) I cat bear to see u beaten.

Btw, Loved ur accent, my sexy Umrican. Wink.

Anand said...

Hey Anshu................Thnk you thank you. That's a gift?? I already keep G3 in control. Dnt be mistaken. Gimme some other gift.

Anand said...

Tanvi...........No problem. I hv seen your new blog. It's kool. It's not like I want women to change. Im not the one who's trying to change them anyways. Relax.

Sakshi said...

ANDY..............ok your 24 hours are up....done with your Bday?? Shessh I was so so restless those 24 hrs we gave you...Now am done with the be good to ANDY PANDY on his bday act...

Excuse me here comes the real Sakshi..

U @#$$^$% how dare you say women are gonna change...like Tanvi said if we change your comment section will go down like the Stock Exchange no??

Sakshi said...

Tanvi your new blog is cool...congrats for being the owner of two blogs...

Sakshi said...

Calling G3...beep beep...let's plot...beep beep...over and out

Imp's Mom said...

sakshi babe... he's got a few more hours... lets give it to him...

workhard said...

Hey Sexy and Imp.. by the time he lands here it ll be late.. birthday boy probably partying..

Im totally with you gals.. no more being nice now..

BTW.. Mr Andy Panda.. u always lose to me.. u give up and run off.. or bring up something irrelevant...

Breathe as much as you want peacefully for a few more hours ....

You ll get it here when u come back..

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Shafi said...

Hey yo. iz ur birthday?

many many happy returns of the day.

Now buy me a BEER ! :D

workhard said...

Yeah Andy.. buy us all a beer....

and BTW... Andy.. its you who start a fight with me all the time..

nitu said...

hey anand...u can't be serious with this....i can't imagine turning into a man ...pliz for heaven sake....and 10 yrs from now i am suppose to be alive ( giving the number of times frens and foes have told me u will live long ) .....so who will do the child bearing job ??? men ???? ugh!!lol!!!!

ARUNA said...

thinking what to cook for u Andy.....oops ur b'day is over right!!!! I guess i took a long time to think....btw how did ur day go? wat did u do?

Anand said...

Unseen Raj..............Let The change happen. We men will deal with it. No Problemo.

Anand said...

Sexy HOney...........Hey...first congrats to little Samaan. Pass ho gaya. ;-) As for 24 hours....maybe u fgoten the sun/earth/moon/rotation angle. Day here - night there, remember???? Kya hoga iska.

Ahhhhhh so 'be good with Andy' was jus some act eh?? Dont think I din knw it all along. pat on my back.

OK Tanvi will change then. And u guys decide if you all wanna change too once u see how she does, lol. On 2nd thots...let woookie change. Much better that way. Artists dont mind such things....give them a brush and canvas and do anything with them.. Heee

Anand said...

Yea there u go Impieee......Sexy needs to learn from her saaman now.

Anand said...

Woookieee..........No more being nice??? Uhh...when exactly Was the nice part done earlier??? Sighhhh women !!

And excusae moi?? I lose to you?? ME???? U mean..MOI????
To YOU???? Hold up a minute..while I laugh out loud on that.

Cry baby. Listen, be a MAN and accept that U get defeated over n over n yet come back for more. Poor me and lucky u, I never fight ta win..or else...

Anand said...

Shaf dude, Thank you man.
Buy u a Beer?? Why? WHo's marriage?? I like budwiser in case u decide to buy me one. :-)

Anand said...

Woo.......Beer??? Why? WHo's mariage?? Lol. Cry baby. Self proclaimed Leader.

Anand said...

Nitu.............Hey...Wassup?? Face it. Ull be a man soon.
Child bearing? You, who else?? U may change into a man, but u won't be the original piece, wud u?

Anand said...

Aruna.........Thats ok , No worries. Wotever u cook, I'll eat. I keep life saving drugs with me when Im tasting someone's food for teh first time in case i realize later I was the Guinea pig.

Anand said...

OK Hey all....This is a THANK YOU COMMENT TO EVERYONE WHO WISHED ME TODAY.
In random order:


Aruna baby.....Thank you so much. Taking time off that busy schedule, remembering and wishing me bday. You also sent me a card. It was as pretty as you urself. Thanx so much.

Sexy .........Thank you so much for your wishes. Your wishes r always straight frm the heart and one can feel them instantly. Your card had your distinct personality. It was..well...sexy. :-) Thank you so much.

Woookie woook ...... Hey all you guys, WOOKIE CALLED ME UP TO WISH ME HAPPY BDAY !!! Man, she's got some heavy duty American accent.
Woo huny....Ur as genuine as they come.
I found that an extremely sweet gesture - to remember someone's bday and calling him up to wish. That meant a lot to me. Thank you so much. :-)

Anshu........... Ur such a genuine person and sensitive at heart. Thank you for wishing me. I felt the vibe and it felt good.


Impieeeeeeee............I like the way u think. I felt your wish like a warm hug and that... felt ..well..quite warm n cheerful. I got your card as well. It was as lovely as you urself are.


Tanvi..........Thanx so much for wishing me. It's always fun ta talk with u. Hope your mom recovers asap. I wish n pray for her. :-)


Shafi buddy........... It's a grt feeling to be wished by someone u don't really know, quite out of the blue. Thanx for the wish. I appreciate it. And beer...well, since I love it too...let's go for it someday. No probs.


To the world at large.........Im a happy blogger. And thank you Blogger guys, I have earned myself some real kool friends. That's priceless !!

Tanvi said...

Hey andy...Same here sweety. By theway, mom is feeling much better. Thanks for the wishes.

Hope u had a rocking bday.. :)

Also, got my results for the weight loss for the month. I am mailing it to u.. :)

Anshu said...

Hey Andy donno if u realised it or not but we let u write the 150th comment too...but aab buss ho gaya yaar cant putup wid this act for long...

and thanx for all the nice words u wrote in reciprocation... aab normal ho jayeen???

Imp's Mom said...

awww... sweet thank you note!

aab bahut hoyga. this place is dripping in sweetness... can not handle it!

Tanu Anand said...

yelllo mate! So.. interesting 'dreams' ur seeing here eh? ;) Well.. i sorta agree with your theory.. but DUDE.. u gotta wake up..
a) they will NEVER stop shopping irrationally!
and
b)they will NEVER stop nagging u!
Its like a 'gene' inside the women to nag and shop! ;) hahahaah! so good luck with the dream! lemme know when u wake up! LOL
PS: visiting after foreverrr again.. but work has sort of given me 'social-burn'! i am not social anymore! haha...

Anand said...

Anshu...Gimme a break.

I calculated my moves, I set the timer by nano seconds, camouflaged myself with leaves and when no one was around - I RAN like Hell and WROTE the Damn 150th Comment. It was a job well done.

So gimme a brk on that one.

Anand said...

Impieee, Anshu.........Wot the hell? Can't handle sweetness??? Arighity then, U asked for it.

Me thinks Woookie's bit everybody here and the evil virus has multiplied. A regular 'Resident Evil' scenenrio. Containment necessary.

And Im the Hero who's gonna do it. SIghhhh... wot all I gotta do to keep this place safe n sound for people.

Anand said...

Yo Tanu.........How be u? Long time no see, no hear, no write, no nothing?

Dreaming - me? Nahhhh.... I jus convey wot is figured out by the white coats in their data labs.

Gud to see u btw. :-)

Anand said...

Smita.........May God bless women too...in 2020 and ahead. ;-)

workhard said...

Damn.. Andy.. i have to avenge for a lot of comments u left .... and yeah impiee and anshu... this sweetness is suffocating me too...

Lemme go back and see...

workhard said...

Damn Andy.. i have to go back and avenge for all the comments in which Wookie or wooo appeared...

And Imp and Anshu.. you are so right ... this sweetness is suffocating me...

BTW.. Anshu is righ... we did let u have the 150 th comment as ur birthday gift...

Anshu said...

HAHAHAHAH I can imagine u doing all that u said in #163.must have looked soo funny...anyways i think its our mistake, we shd have told u abo our plans so that u need not have made an @$$ of urself.

koi baat nahi dost..hota hai kabhi kabhi.

Imp's Mom said...

errr... exactly what moves did u calculate? i certainly don't see any here!

Anand said...

Anshu..I did it exactly as I said I did it. Hee. WOt plans?? Bullshit.

Anand said...

HI Balvinder ji, Wassup??? Long time.
yea truth is always interesting. Thanx.

Anand said...

IMpieee......sshhhhh.....not everything has to be told out u know.

workhard said...

Thank you andy to say that.. its really nice of u to put a word on ur blog... :)

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